WIKIPEDIA

Wikipedia has a page devoted to me, and it’s ridiculous. It makes out I’ve spent my life on wrestling and the Human Zoo, and that 17 years of making a range of Children’s TV is worth a sentence or two. You can tell exactly who “contributes” to my page, and I wish they’d get a life.

It doesn’t bother me to have been “born in Ealing”, but to have fallen out with Dawn Airey, who has never had anything to do with my TV work, is obviously annoying. I’ve just counted 71 errors like that.

It’s a pain, having half a dozen amateur biographers cobbling together your life with titbits they think they remember. Then some Holden Caulfield psycho chips in with libels so beyond belief that plenty of people want to believe them.

I did a bit of work for a station in Manchester way back, and found out that before I arrived my new workmates had been to the pages and had believed the crap! It wasn’t until they got to know me they came and said; “Have you seen your Wikipedia page, it’s awful.”

So here’s my question: should I sue?

30 Responses to “WIKIPEDIA”

  1. jack Says:

    Yup, Definitely sue. It’ll be far easier and quicker than making a few alterations to your own Wiki page.

  2. Louis Says:

    I had a similar thing happen to me with wikipedia.The best thing to do is just edit it yourself and delete all the crap.

  3. gareth jones Says:

    God Yes!!!!!

  4. Bob Says:

    Sue for damages my friend x

  5. Fat Steve Says:

    Yes, you should sue, but not WIkipedia.

  6. Atticus Stount Says:

    Sue, and demand an impartial journalist write your biog.

  7. Lane Says:

    Wipe them out!…

    … ALL OF THEM!

  8. Lane Says:

    Hawld on just give them that particularly menacing grimmace! They’ll edit it for ya!

  9. Martin Macdonald Says:

    Nah, I wouldn’t bother Tommy, but I sympathise with you especially on the point a bout working on childrens TV for 17 years and it barely being mentioned. In time your wiki entry page will be updated to show a better story and achievements in your life. Perhaps creating your own offiical website with full bio would help so wiki people (im not one of them btw) could refer to it?

    Ps – enjoying these updates from you on wordpress :)

  10. Spike Nesmith Says:

    Sue whom?

  11. Jason Says:

    Don’t sue. You’re an enigma sir. Why not get some friends to add to the lies…

    People are idiots. If folk are stupid enough to take wikipedia as gospel, then take them for a ride…..

  12. Jan Says:

    I agree with Loius, just edit it yourself to something even more outrageous, or truthful depending on your mood…

  13. Russ Says:

    There’s important information missing from your Wiki page. There’s no mention of your excellent Elvis impersonation cabaret act or all those regular pilgrimages to Gracelands which you help to organize for dedicated fans of the long departed King.
    Just kidding of course, but maybe you could edit that in for effect?
    Oh, & stuff about you being a closet Trekkie.

  14. Dermot Says:

    Funny enough I checked wikipedia just now to see what you were up to and it led me here. You deserve to be on the radio, your shows are revolutionary…maybe that’s the reason you’re not? Anyway, I’m glad I’ve tracked you down, so it ain’t all bad.

  15. Dermot Says:

    gotta leave another comment to get the updates, spread the word!

  16. Dermot Says:

    Tommy, do you still maintain that Arnie will be president?

  17. Dermot Says:

    Tommy, do you still maintain that Arnie will be president?
    Also, what happened toy you face?;)

  18. Dermot Says:

    Tommy, do you still maintain that Arnie will be president?
    Also, what happened to your face? (;.)

  19. Stuart Says:

    I like Jason’s thinking – can we help?!

  20. Lane Thomas Hewitt Says:

    Dermot my man you need to see a doctor. The first example of typing turets I’ve ever seen!

    I have an idea Mr B. Just and experiment. Set a new page up with your full name and just repeat verbatim the old talksport intro that used to piss young white boys off. See if any of these saddo’s try and update it.

    Should be a hoot!

    tara!

    • Dermot Says:

      Cheers for the advice Lane, It’s Toutette’s btw, you’d better learn to read and write before you take the piss out of my condition!
      I was clearly in a state of excitement to track down Tommy at last, I miss the auld fella, plus I’m shite with ‘puters!.
      Is “Lane” your real name? Sounds like a dodgy American teen comedy actor from the 80′s?!!
      Also, Do you remember Tommy saying Arnie would be President? I’ve bet my mortgage on it!

  21. Lane Thomas Hewitt Says:

    Oh aye! And another thing.

    GET BACK ON AIR YOU TART!

    I miss your dulcet borderline estuary tones!

    By the way, I’m getting my own radio show soon, local FM but available on the web too. Not a talkie, soul/funk music which is my bag. I’d like to pursue the talk route though. I’ve recorded a bit of comedy too but the sound quality was a bit naff. Hoping to set up a podcast sight soon for that.

    Just like too say in a non gushy way that you are a major influence in me making this move.

    Sick of being a telesales wanker and my band is on it’s arse so the timing is ideal. I hope someday to impart whatever wisdom I have in a similar manner as yourself and keep the torch burning.

    Cheers

    Lane.

  22. Alex Says:

    How about upping that picture onto your wikipedia page? The page itself doesn’t have one, and by placing it on there it’ll show that your not so happy with the page itself. Knowing your luck, the next part of the article upped in days to come will be ‘Tommy Boyd vs wikipedia controversy’, condensed into 500 words and filling half the page. Karma? I hope not.
    I agree though, you’re certainly an enigma, and I never get tired of replying the best of shows from the shrine. Unlike other radio hosts, you make me think. That’s important.

  23. Pingus Says:

    Did you notice you could just email info-en-q@wikipedia.org and point out the inaccuracies you have listed?

  24. Smile _ Happy Says:

    Go green di http://www.wisnuvegetarianorganic.wordpress.com/

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